One
day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. The assistant takes
the man to the parrot section and asks the man to choose one. The
man asks, ''How much is the yellow one?''
The assistant says, ''$2000.'' The man is shocked and asks the assistant
why it's so expensive. The assistant explains, ''This parrot is
a very special one. He knows typewriting and can type really fast.''
''What
about the green one?'' the man asks.
The
assistant says, ''He costs $5000 because he knows typewriting and
can answer incoming telephone calls and takes notes.''
''What
about the red one?'' the man asks.
The
assistant says, ''That one's $10,000.''
The
man says, ''What does HE do?''
The
assistant says, ''I don't know, but the other two call him boss.'' |
